Grins & Giggles Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a SOAP OPERA! I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it. What types of jokes are allowed during the quarantine? Inside jokes! There are so many coronavirus jokes going around that it has become a pundemic. A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his secretary told him that there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think that he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show the man in. At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The man waited until the “conversation” was over. Then, the doctor put the telephone down and asked, “Can I help you?” To which the man replied, “No, I’m just here to connect your telephone.” A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The other one smiled. “Oh, really? I can never forget mine!” “How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously. “Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!” A traveller stopped at a monastery and they invited him to stay for a delicious dinner of fish and chips. After dinner he went into the kitchen and asked a guy, “Are you the fish friar?” and the guy answered, “No, I’m the chip monk.” JOKES! CSANews | SUMMER 2020 | 63
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