Grins & Giggles Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve. Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth? A: Decalfeinated. Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried? A: You don’t bury survivors. & Answers Questions My wife was complaining the other day, saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, “Come on, get in the car. We’re going to the gas station.” A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself, “What the heck? The fridge is working fine!” Take Me Out Icebox CSANews | WINTER 2016 | 65
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