Grins & Giggles The Famous Man One day, a famous man went to a nursing home to visit all of his friends and see how they were doing. When he got there, EVERYBODY greeted him because, of course, everybody knew him. He noticed that one man didn’t come up to him or say anything to him, so he later walked up to the man and asked, “Do you know who I am?” The old man replied, “No, but you can go to the front desk and they’ll tell you.” Senior citizen exercise program I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. OldFlame Two elderly guests, Martin and Chris − attending a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter’s engagement to a man she had been living with for three years − were grumbling about the decline in moral standards. “All these people sleeping together before they’re married,” Martinmuttered indignantly. “I didn’t sleep withmy wife before we were married. Did you?” “I don’t know,” answered Chris thoughtfully. “What was her maiden name?” CSANews | SPRING 2019 | 49
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