Insurance Now a short “holier than thou” speech for our smokers and vapers and grass inhalers. It has been proven over and over again that this stu kills you. We see it every day in the hospitals, where we are trying to make you healthy again. Some people are in hospital because they smoke, and others are in much more trouble than they should be, because they smoke. I did too, for almost 50 years. What an idiot I was. I gave up at least 50 times, of course, but was always drawn back by the sirens of stress and the false sense of relaxation and social interaction. Ninety per cent of us smoked when we were young, but it is long past time to get the monkey o your back. Go to a laser (stop smoking) clinic and get lasered. ey shine a light on you and your massive cravings disappear – for about four weeks. en get a booster laser and you are o cigarettes for good. It works! I have no idea how or why, but it sure “cured” me. ere is only one side-e ect – you get to save about $100 a week. e cost of this is $100 for the entire session and they will usually give you a free booster when you need it. You will save that amount in ONE week, since you don’t have to buy cigarettes anymore. It is too late, you say – wrong, it is not too late. Your lungs start to heal immediately. Your doctor could prescribe you some Ventolin and this will dramatically improve your lungs and speed the healing process. One clinical test showed that lungs were 95% normal in two years. at’s amazing and worth your e ort. So, for our new season, we have reduced the waiting time for best insurance rates from three years to two years for smoking. You can save 20% by giving up smoking, every year! If you bought Early Bird and paid the smoker surcharge, and have been o cigarettes for two years, we will give you your 20% back. We can beat this stupid habit and, although it is a long shot, we may even be able to beat these governments. Please write, e-mail, show up on their doorstep or otherwise contact your MPs and MPPs and scream bloody blue murder. e Canada Health Act is your law − obey it! I recommend requesting a minimum $1,200 per day in hospital for any reason…and that is cheap. Labour Day is past and you can feel the chill in the air. I am excited. I am ready to head South. I can hardly wait to see my friends again. What a wonderful life we lead! CSANews | FALL 2019 | 15
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