Space Humour Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. Grins & Giggles Marriage Repair We’ve had some problems and, after a while, decided to go for marriage counselling. And, despite my initial reservations, I must say that we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week, I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents! Coming to Terms Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end, you just give up and go “I Agree.” Get Fit At the urging of his wife and doctor, 50-year-old Harry finally made it to the gym. After consulting with one of the trainers, Harry decided to try out a steep treadmill. “Ok”, said the trainer “I’m going to set it for 10 minutes; if you want to go longer, just press start again.” At first, Harry was doing fine but, after five seconds, he started getting tired and after a minute, he jumped off…gasping for breath. Walking to the side to sit down, he passed by a friend of his. “Man,” said Harry. “I could barely last a full minute on that treadmill.” “Alright, alright”, said his buddy, “no reason to brag!” Affordable Hearing After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. Yes, he would need hearing aids and he was told that they ranged in price from $10.00 to $2,000. “I’ll try the $10.00 pair,” Sam said. The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck. “Does the wire really have to be around my neck?” asked Sam. “Why of course!” replied the nurse. “You think these things in your ears do anything?! It’s the wire around your neck – it makes people talk louder!” CSANews | FALL 2020 | 63
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