Grins & Giggles COVID-19 TOP 10 HITLIST 1. Don’t Stand So Close to Me – The Police 2. Too Much Time on My Hands – Styx 3. Dancing With Myself – Billy Idol 4. Keep Your Hands to Yourself – Georgia Satellites 5. U Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer 6. I Think We’re Alone Now − Tiffany 7. All By Myself – Eric Carmen 8. Don’t Come Around Here No More – Tom Petty 9. I Ran So Far Away – Flock of Seagulls 10. Alone – Heart Dad jokes for you to share when you’re online with the grandkids Why did Adele cross the road? To sing “Hello from the other side.” What word starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter in it? An envelope. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. What’s the best part about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and another to change it back again. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit? Fingernails. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I will go on a head. What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach? Sandy Eggo. COVID-19 Groaners Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me!” Did you hear the joke about coronavirus? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around! Where is Morgan Freeman? Shouldn’t he be narrating this pandemic, or something? Dear Plexiglass, thank you for protecting me from the cashier who just touched everything I am going to take home. I hope they let us out of lockdown by July 4th so that we can celebrate our freedom. CSANews | SPRING 2021 | 59
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