Grins & Giggles A golfer sets his ball on the tee and lines up his shot. He takes a massive swing and puts the ball into a huge forest of trees along the fairway. He finds his ball and sees an opening that he thinks he could sneak the ball through. Taking out his three wood, the golfer takes another mighty swing. The ball bounces off a tree and fires back at him, nailing him in the forehead and killing him instantly. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and asks how his golf game had been progressing. The golfer said to St. Peter confidently, “Got up here in two, didn’t I?” What do you call someone who performs a symphony on top of a Tesla truck? A semiconductor. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – When driving an electric car, never turn onto a dead-end street. You’ll be stuck on a road with No Outlet. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call it when someone is sick of being at the airport? A terminal illness. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What kind of noise does a 737 make when it jumps? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What happens if you sue a big airline company for losing your luggage? You lose your case. I sent my hearing aid off in the post to be repaired. It’s been two weeks and I still haven’t heard anything. CSANews | FALL 2021 | 55
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