Grins & Giggles Money can’t buy you happiness.But it can buy you a camper. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I Googled my symptoms. It turns out I just have to go camping. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What is a pirate’s favourite way to travel? By ARRRRRRR-V. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What is the best thing about RV travel? It’s harder for relatives to visit a moving target. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A motorhome got hopelessly bogged down in a muddy hole along a dirt road. After a few minutes, a passing farmer drove by on his tractor and offered to pull him out for only $100. After the motorhome was back on dry ground, the RVer said to the farmer, “You must be making a pretty penny pulling vehicles out of this mud night and day!” “Well,” replied the farmer, “I only pull folks out during the day. At night, I have to haul water to fill up the hole.” There are three ways to improve your golf score. Take lessons, practise constantly or start cheating. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What is the easiest shot in golf? Your fourth putt! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?’ “I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?” – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white. Sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy some more. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question… “Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?, she asked her instructor. “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied. “P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. P-U-T-T means merely a futile attempt to do the same thing.” – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. Happy campers! Golf – a “relaxing” pastime? CSANews | SUMMER 2022 | 57
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