Grins & Giggles Zingers! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!!! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Gas prices are so high...that even Covid stopped travelling. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Are you sweating when you fill up your vehicle? You may have the new car-owner virus. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. I can also tell if they are standing. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – My friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. Her husband named the kid Carson. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker? He won the no-bell prize. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people from Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but Abu-Dabby-Doo. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane? Because the flight was overbooked! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What travels around the world, but stays in one corner? A stamp. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Which U.S. state is round at the ends and high in the middle? Ohio! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I need six months of vacation, twice a year. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A priest decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so that nobody would know him. He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450-yard hole in one. An angel looked at God and said, “What’d you do that for, I thought you were going to punish him?” God smiled and said, “Who’s he going to tell?” CSANews | WINTER 2022 | 63
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