Grins & Giggles Looking forward to camping season… Knock, knock! Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet!? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What is the best thing about RV travel? It’s harder for relatives to visit a moving target! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!” – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! What’s funnier: mountain ranges or forests? Mountains, of course – they’re hill areas. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why did the teacher take their class up a mountain? To get higher grades. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A man encountered two talking stones while hiking up a mountain. One was huge, but shy. The other was a little boulder. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call a goat on a mountain? A hillbilly! Sun and Fun! I can’t believe that I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach... ...boy was my face red. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why are conservatives known as rednecks? They don’t use sunscreen because the bottle says to apply liberally. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” “Nope. Have you seen my dad glasses?” It wasn’t worth it to ask him if he had any sunscreen... – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call a sunburned librarian? Well red. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I got really badly sunburned yesterday, and was in agony this morning. My mother advised using tomato juice to ease the pain. I was very skeptical at first, but she was right... ...I’m now on my seventh bloody mary and I can barely feel a thing. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What happens when baby corn doesn’t wear sunscreen? He becomes popcorn. CSANews | SPRING 2023 | 47
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