Grins & Giggles – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – I asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming. She said it was probably because it didn’t know the words. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – I saw a mechanic fixing the tailpipe of a car… It looked exhausting. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis! – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: “Robin, get in the car.” – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call a mechanical knife? Cutting-edge technology. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – I’ve been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately, and I’ve gotta say…I’m not a fan. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – For those unaware, Big Ben is undergoing renovations in London; it’s no easy task. They’re having to work around the clock to make it happen. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why was the hammer shunned by the other tools in the shed? Because he was very blunt. – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – He was such a bad carpenter that he couldn’t even hit the nail on the head. He hit it on the thumb! – – – – – –– – – – – – – – – – – – – – They say if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. But I think that just shows how versatile hammers really are. On the base, a Private First Class (PFC) was working in the car repair shop. The phone rang. He answered. The man on the phone asked, “When will my car be fixed?” PFC: “Can’t talk now; I am working on some annoying General’s car.” General: “Do you know who this is?” PFC: “No.” General: “This is the ANNOYING GENERAL!” PFC: “Well, do you know who this is?” General: “No.” PFC: “Good, goodbye! CSANews | SUMMER 2024 | 49
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